25 Months of Waiting, 12 Hours of Work

For two years, the ring whispered to me. Not literally. But every few weeks, an email would arrive. A Kickstarter update. A shipping delay. A manufacturing setback. A promise that it was almost ready. Each one a small reminder that somewhere in South Korea, a team was trying to fit a microphone, a Bluetooth radio, and an IMA ADPCM audio codec into a titanium band that fits on your finger. This is the story of the WIZPR Ring: how I found it, how I waited for it, and how I reverse-engineered its e