A 3D Body from Eight Questions — No Photo, No GPU

8 questions in, 58 Anny body params out. A small MLP trained with a physics-aware loss, runs in milliseconds on CPU. Height accuracy 0.3 cm, mass 0.3 kg, BWH 3-4 cm — better than our photo pipeline on circumferences, without needing a photo. That's the questionnaire path I promised in the previous post . The whole story begins with one observation: that height and weight can estimate body measurements quite accurately ( Bartol's regression ). The original idea isn't as accurate as it claims, but