AI boyfriends are 10x bigger than AI girlfriends

Before getting to the number in the title, I need to start somewhere else. Nightlife is dead. I've been noticing for a while. I'm 30. A decade ago, I went to a state school in the northeast. The place had a specific rhythm. Whenever the weather hit 60 degrees, basically the entire campus would gather, get wildly drunk, and do crazy shit. People burned couches. They climbed telephone poles. They evaded cops. They bar-hopped, they got pizza at 2am, they did things that would never have made it ont