Auditing Windows security from a Python script, no pip install needed

I had a problem. I wanted a Windows security audit script I could drop on any machine, run as admin, and walk away with a readable report. Just a single .py file. No pip install , no virtualenv, no "wait, do you have Python 3.10 or what." The catch is that "real" Windows auditing tools usually pull in pywin32, wmi, or some chunky vendor SDK. None of that flies on a locked down workstation. So I tried writing the whole thing on the standard library. That is what WinRecon turned into. 20 checks, s