Creativity Is Theft. And Nature Stole First.

Let me ask you something weird. Why does the human brain look like a neural network? Not metaphorically. Actually. Literally. The thing we built and called "artificial intelligence" — the thing we're all losing sleep over — looks suspiciously like the thing already sitting inside your skull. Neurons firing. Weights adjusting. Patterns recognizing patterns. Learning from data. Getting better over time. We didn't invent that. We copied it. And then we called it innovation. It doesn't stop at the b