Easily benchmark all your app's endpoints at once

Most "load tests" in real codebases are a curl pasted into a Slack thread. Someone runs it before a release, eyeballs the latency, and we ship. There's nothing version-controlled, nothing repeatable, and the next person to touch the service has no idea which endpoints are actually fast paths. benchmarkr is a powerful and easy-to-use CLI and MCP tool that fixes that part of the workflow specifically. The thing I want to talk about in this post is the piece that makes it click: a YAML config that