Hello, World. The Dark Forest Just Got Autonomous (And Why Your AI Agent is Probably Going to Get Rekt).

TL;DR: I've spent the last 3 years auditing smart contracts. Now, developers are handing over private keys and on-chain execution rights to LLMs. This is a disaster waiting to happen. I'm building Agent-Guardian to fix this, and I'll be sharing my red-teaming notes here. If you’ve been paying attention to the Web3 space lately, you’ve probably noticed the shift. We are no longer just writing smart contracts for humans to interact with; we are building infrastructure for AI agents to trade, snipe