🐍 How to deploy Django AWS Elastic Beanstalk RDS — the smart way

"You don't need to be a DevOps wizard to ship Django to AWS — just someone who doesn’t mind breaking things once or twice before chai break." 🫖 Yeah, I learned this the hard way. I remember the time I proudly told my manager, “Site’s live!” — only to realize 10 minutes later that none of the migrations had run. User registration failed silently. The logs? Buried under 300 lines of Apache garbage. And the worst part? My junior had already shared the link with the client on WhatsApp. Spoiler: I d