I got tired of my GitHub profile card 429ing, so I built an alternative

If you've used github-readme-stats on your profile (the Anurag Hazra one with 70k+ stars) you've probably seen this at least once: Mine broke last month. Then it broke again a week later. I looked into it and found the maintainers themselves recommend self-hosting now, because the public Vercel instance gets rate-limited under traffic. Fair enough — they're a small team serving millions of requests a day for free. But "just self-host it" means spinning up Vercel, generating a PAT, configuring en