I made an AI that roasts your code (and it's brutally honest)

We've all been there: you push code thinking it's clean, then a senior dev comments "why?" on line 47 and your soul leaves your body. I built Code Roast to give you that experience before the PR — for free, with AI, in 15 languages. The brief Build an AI code reviewer that's funny, honest, and educational. Bonus: it should hurt a little (so you remember the lesson). The result You paste code → the AI returns: A roast ("This 47-line function violates SRP harder than my New Year's resolutions") A