I Spent $1,500 on an ergonomic chair just to sit in it like a human pretzel

My spine used to be a straight line. Now, it’s a terrifying existential question mark. A few months ago, I finally decided to listen to the constant, creaking warnings from my lower back. I was going to do the responsible thing. I was going to invest in my health. I was going to become one of those devs who stands at a perfect 90-degree angle, sipping green tea, and refactoring with a smile. So, I bought The Chair. You know the one. It looks like it was designed by NASA engineers who got bored a