Part I: We Graciously Acknowledge EC2

By Royal Proclamation of PERNy the Magnanimous, First of Her Name, Queen of the Wretched, Duchess of the Most Perfectly Centered Divs in all the known libraries, Patron Saint of useEffects with no Side Effects Today, We graced the establishment that goes by the name of - "Panera Bread". We consumed their chicken noodle soup. Our digestive flames have been extinguished and inner peace tentatively reinstated. And because of this rare cosmic alignment, We magnanimously gift you — yes, you — one of