pyQuejica: because "Synthesizing..." is too dignified

Years ago, when the first robot vacuums hit the market — Roombas, Congas, and their kind — I had an idea I called Proyecto Quejica (Project Whiner): give them a voice. Not a helpful voice. A complaining voice. Imagine your vacuum cleaning the floor while muttering "How many times do I have to tell you to clean up after yourself..." or "This place is an absolute disaster..." . And when it bumped into the leg of a chair — as those early models constantly did — it would hurl an insult into the air.