Self-hosted analytics on Coolify with Umami

When we launched dacforge.com two days ago we shipped it with no analytics. No Google tag, no Plausible, no anything. The privacy posture on the home page said "we run our own infrastructure"; putting a third-party tracker on the site would have been a visible contradiction on line one. Two days in, that stance had already stopped being defensible. The site had traffic we could not explain, referrers we could not trace, and pages whose value we could not compare. "No analytics" is a purist line