Your Codebase Was Always This Bad

A team turned on agent mode a month ago. First week, ecstatic. Shipping faster than they had in years. Second week, incidents started showing up. Third week, they were ready to blame the tool. Then their senior pulled up the logs. Found the bug. Traced it back. The function had been broken since 2019. The AI just called it correctly for the first time in years. The room went quiet. They had shipped around that broken function for six and a half years. Workarounds in three services. Documented in