Your Cypress Tests Are Slower Than You Think

If you’ve worked on a decent-sized Cypress suite, you’ve lived this. You push code. Pipeline kicks off. Then you wait. And you wait. …Still waiting. You tab over to Slack. Maybe check a PR. Start something else. Eventually results come back. Green, red, who knows. But here’s the problem: by the time you see them… you don’t care anymore. That’s the real issue with slow tests. Not time. It’s that they quietly disconnect themselves from how engineers actually work. And once that happens, the tests