Google Sheets as a Database: SELECT * FROM 'Sheet1' LIMIT 5

Here's a thing I can do now: SELECT name , revenue FROM "Q1 2026" WHERE revenue > 10000 ORDER BY revenue DESC ; That's not a Postgres query. That's a Google Spreadsheet — the same one I was editing in a browser tab five minutes ago. Same query editor as Postgres. Same result grid. INSERT , UPDATE , DELETE work too. I was staring at a spreadsheet the other week and it hit me: this is already a database. It has tables (sheets). It has rows. It has columns. It even has implicit types. Why am I expo