87 tabs open. I can't close any of them.

I built a Chrome extension to help with this — and I refuse to ship it the way everyone else does. I open Chrome. There are 87 tabs. I can't close any of them. Not one. That Stack Overflow answer I'll definitely come back to. That Medium article was half-read at 2am. That GitHub issue someone tagged me on three weeks ago. That MDN page about the Intersection Observer API. The Anthropic cookbook example I bookmarked in my head, but not in my bookmarks. The Twitter thread about a font I might use