418 Teapot in Your Terminal

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built TeaTerminus418 is a web based Terminal window housing a fully sentient teapot that strictly enforces the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0) RFC 2324. While the terminal is normally the one tool any self-respecting developer can’t live without, this terminal has become an utterly useless lair for one moody teapot, that roasts the user as they try to use it, and undergoes a meltdown at any mention of coffee. Its k