An NVIDIA H100 Costs $30,000, So I Built One in...

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge Abstract This paper presents BrowserGPU, a novel browser-native framework for the synthesis, configuration, and deployment of fully-functional Graphics Processing Units using JavaScript. I demonstrate that the fundamental building blocks of any GPU, which are transistors, NAND gates, flip-flops, shader cores, and memory buses, are, at their most atomic level, simply things that are either on or off. JavaScript has 1 and 0, doesn't it? I ther