Artemis II Hoax Command Center: A Tabbed...

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built I built the Artemis II Hoax Command Center — the world's most professional-looking yet completely useless NASA dashboard. While real Artemis II is (probably) preparing for the Moon, my version tracks the Orion capsule as it: Joyfully orbits the Strait of Hormuz while dodging oil tankers and international incidents Gets repeatedly "shot down" over Tehran (search & rescue is "on the way… maybe") Triggers the most unhinged conspira