BrewOps: A Production-Grade HTCPCP Dashboard

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built I built BrewOps, a highly serious, production-grade DevOps dashboard for a delightfully useless protocol: the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP, RFC 2324). Tired of walking to the breakroom only to find the coffee pot empty? BrewOps brings 1998's best internet joke into the modern era. It's a sleek control center that lets you monitor your network of coffee pots and teapots. You can issue BREW and PROPFIND requests,