Finally, a URL Lengthener — Because Short URLs...

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built You’ve probably noticed how URL shorteners work — clean, simple, human-readable links. And that’s exactly the problem. Short URLs lack that corporate-grade complexity. Where’s the unnecessary abstraction? Where’s the confusion? Where’s the 5 layers of decision-making for something that should take 10 seconds? So I built a URL Lengthener — finally bringing URLs up to proper enterprise standards. Instead of making links shorter an