How to Be Smart and Offload Your Job to AI

TL;DR: Why spend years building judgment, debugging instincts, and architectural taste when you can ask AI to generate 800 lines of code you barely understand and call it productivity? This is satire. Mostly. There was a time, not so long ago, when developers had to earn their mistakes. If you wanted to ship an unreadable abstraction, a fragile architecture, or a security issue wrapped in a “quick refactor,” you had to do it yourself. You had to dig the hole with your own keyboard. Now we have A