I built a 57-line asyncpg wrapper because SQLAlchemy was driving me insane

I came from Rust where I used sqlx — you write raw SQL, you get typed structs back. Simple, honest, fast. Then I had to write Python and reached for SQLAlchemy. Big mistake. Suddenly I was learning a DSL on top of SQL. Debugging what ORM decided to generate behind my back. Fighting N+1 queries I didn't even know were happening. Writing text() to escape into raw SQL anyway. So I built EzQL. What is it? A minimal wrapper around asyncpg. You write SQL. You get typed Pydantic models back. That's lit