I Built a Government-Grade Button Clicking...

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge ⚠️ NATIONAL CLICK THREAT LEVEL: ELEVATED Let me ask you something. You use buttons every day. Login buttons. Submit buttons. "Accept all cookies" buttons (without reading a single word). Elevator buttons. Crosswalk buttons that don't actually do anything. But have you ever been certified to click those buttons? No. You haven't. And frankly, it's reckless. That's why I built the International Bureau of Button Clicking Certification (IBCC) — a