I've Touched Everything and Mastered Nothing

Seventeen years. That's how long ADHD has been making me touch every skill, hobby, and career path that crossed my path. I'm 30 now. I've lived in eight countries, built products in five programming languages, shipped code on four blockchains, released music on Spotify under an artist name I genuinely cannot remember, and learned enough Vietnamese to haggle at a market in Nha Trang. I am not world-class at any of it. That's the honest version of this story. Not the LinkedIn version where "my div