Instant Glory: The App That Makes Every Coder a...

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built "The Ultimate Ego Booster: Challenge Winner Simulator 2026" Have you ever felt the void of not winning a DEV challenge? The sleepless nights wondering if your code was "useless" enough? Wonder no more. I built a web application that guarantees you a victory. Just enter your name, and the entire internet (and the multiverse) will celebrate your existence with over-the-top praise, cosmic statistics, galactic news broadcasts, and a