Let the ORM fight begin!

Every few months, a new round of "which TypeScript ORM should we use?" breaks out — on team chats, on Hacker News, in conference hallways. The arguments rhyme: Prisma is too heavy, Drizzle is too new, TypeORM is too legacy, Sequelize is too JavaScript-y. The evidence cited is usually a benchmark from 2022, a vibes-based blog post, or a single bug someone hit on a Tuesday. Got tired of it as well? We're running an experiment! The setup github.com/orm-fight is a public GitHub organization where we