Nmapathy — The Most Useless Scanner That Roasts...

Title: Nmapathy — The Most Useless Scanner That Roasts You Instead 💀 This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built I built Nmapathy, a completely useless “network scanner” that looks like a serious cybersecurity tool… but instead of scanning targets, it scans you 💀 You enter a target (like an IP or domain), hit scan, and watch a dramatic hacker-style terminal do its thing… Only to realize: 👉 The target is fine 👉 YOU are the vulnerability It generates: Fake scan logs Emotion