Please. I'm Begging You. Close The Tab.

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built A website that doesn't want you there. No content. No product. No reason to exist. Just a letter addressed directly to whoever was unfortunate enough to find it asking them, with increasing desperation, to please close the tab. They don't close the tab. Every visit makes it worse. The website begs, then journals, then hires a lawyer named Tab Closington, Esq. A data center technician named Dave gets involved. Dave ends up in his