Rubber Duck Diffusion Platform

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built After spending too many hours debugging small issues and somehow ending up questioning my entire worldview, I built the Rubber Duck Diffusion Platform. It is a debugging tool with one very specific flaw: it does not really want to solve your bug. Instead, it escalates it. You describe a bug. The duck asks a question back. You answer sincerely. The duck responds with a deeper, stranger, more abstract question. Eventually, the ori