STEEP: Your repo's fortune, steeped in truth.

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built Think teapot. Think tea. Think Ig Nobel. Think esoteric. Think absolutely useless. Think...Harry Potter?...Professor Trelawney?...divination! Tea leaf reading. For GitHub repos. That's Steep. Paste a public GitHub repo URL. Steep fetches your commit history, file tree, languages, README, and contributors. It finds patterns in the data and maps them to real tasseography symbols, the same symbols tea leaf readers have used for cen