The Monday morning report that should write itself

Every Monday morning, somewhere in an IT team, someone is doing the same thing. They are opening five tabs, pulling numbers from a dashboard, copy-pasting into a spreadsheet, writing a summary in Slack or email, and sending it to a manager who will skim it for 30 seconds. This takes 45 minutes. It happens every week. It has happened every week for years. It should not exist. The report is not the problem The information in that report matters. Patch compliance rates. Open tickets by priority. De