The Standup Chaos Simulator

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built Most of us have sat in standups that somehow consumed time, generated stress, and produced zero meaningful decisions. So I decided to make a useless app to remember these moments in all their chaos and glory. Behold Standup Chaos Simulator, a web app that generates chaotic developer standups in a chat UI. Pick your team. Assign roles. Choose how doomed the sprint is. Select extra chaos events. Watch the meeting unfold message by