This is a submission for the DEV April Fools...

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built The Sentient Teapot (HTCPCP-Compliant AI Agent) ☕🤖 I took the internet’s oldest joke—RFC 2324 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol)—and gave it a brain. While the original spec defined the legendary 418 I'm a Teapot error, my version uses Gemini 2.5 Flash to actually analyze your "brew request." If you try to "brew" coffee, the teapot evaluates the "vibes" of your situation, refuses to help (as a teapot should), and writes a