When I Met ORM and ODM… and They Judged Me🤦‍♂️

I once believed databases were simple. You store data. You get data. End of story. Then I met ORM and ODM… and my life got structured. Act 1: ORM — The Strict One 📊 ORM walked in like a serious manager. “You must define your schema.” “You must respect relationships.” “You must behave.” I said, “But I just want to save some JSON.” ORM looked at me like I had insulted its ancestors. So I followed the rules: models migrations relationships Everything was clean. Too clean. Act 2: ODM — The Chill One