Your Kubernetes backups are lying to you

Every Kubernetes backup tool says "Backup Completed." Velero, Kasten, TrilioVault, Portworx — they all do backup brilliantly. Green dashboards, successful cron jobs, S3 buckets filling up on schedule. But here's what nobody tells you: "Backup Completed" doesn't mean "Restore Works." The day I learned this the hard way I had Velero running in production for years. Every morning: backup completed, no errors, life is good. Then we needed to restore. The restore "succeeded" — Velero did exactly what