What will the next plan for spam be?

You wake up to fifty-three new messages, and not one of them is what we used to call spam: no scams, no phishing, no Nigerian princes, no strangers pretending to be your bank. What's actually in your inbox is a sales agent following up on a deal you never had, a recruiting agent sourcing for a role you never applied to, a procurement bot asking you to fill in a vendor form, three scheduling assistants negotiating a meeting that's already been moved twice, and a research agent that read your blog