26 Dark Jokes Google Cloud Next '26 Told Me

This is a submission for the Google Cloud NEXT Writing Challenge ⚠️ Content Warning: Unapologetically Dark Humor Ahead This article contains 26 dark jokes born directly from the Google Cloud Next '26 keynotes. The humor is not meant to trivialize—it's meant to sting. If you are currently job hunting, recently laid off, or already anxious about AI, this piece will likely poke exactly where it hurts. No AI agents were harmed in the making of this article. The humans, possibly. Read with irony, not