Big Tech Is Firing Humans to Buy More GPUs

There’s a phrase that keeps showing up in corporate earnings calls this year — “efficiency rebalancing.” It sounds sterile. Bureaucratic. Almost boring. But if you strip away the PR language and look at what’s actually happening, it translates to something far more visceral: companies are selling their people to buy computers. Not metaphorically. Literally. April 2026 has made this undeniable. Across the tech industry, some of the most profitable companies on the planet — entities sitting on ten