github failed at the only thing they should do: git

Yes, I know GitHub does a lot more than Git these days. Actions, packages, security tooling, issue tracking, enterprise management, AI features, code search, and half the software industry glued into one UI. But that is exactly why this story is so funny in the worst possible way. When a company built around Git takes a critical hit in the git push pipeline , my reaction is pretty simple: guys, this was the one thing you absolutely had to not mess up. That is my opinion here, and I do not think