I added 20 lines of code to stop my ERP from lying to me

Hook April 14th, 6:47 AM. My dashboard proudly announces a jump of 9,318 lines since yesterday. Of those 9,318, there are 5,037 that come from a SQL dump of already existing migrations. A technical export, not a line of new work. And yet the counter climbs, the valuation gauge shifts, and the "100K lines" achievement blinks green. I look at it for five seconds, coffee in hand. I understand that my own tool is lying to me with my consent. Worse: it's been doing it for three weeks, and I knew. A f