What if AI started in 2006?

Picture this: It's April 2006. You are flipping open a Motorola Razr, waiting for your MySpace page to load, and jQuery hasn't even been released yet. The web is a chaotic mix of raw PHP, inline CSS, and layouts. Just imagine someone drops a 1.5-trillion-parameter Large Language Model into that environment. We wouldn't just be a few years ahead today. The entire trajectory of the internet, the software industry, and the global economy would be fundamentally unrecognizable. The "Smartphone Era" w