You've Been Breached for 3 Weeks. Your SIEM Has No Idea.

The attacker was already inside when the Monday standup happened. They were there during the Thursday all-hands. They watched the Slack messages. They enumerated the S3 buckets while the security team reviewed last week's alert queue. Twenty-six days. Average cloud breach dwell time, 2024. That number should make you uncomfortable. Not in a "we should look into this" way. In a "our entire detection philosophy is wrong" way. The Lie We've Been Telling Ourselves Here's the security industry's dirt