You Vibe-Coded Your SaaS Landing Page — Google Can't See It

Look, I get it. You used Lovable or Bolt, shipped a beautiful landing page in 3 hours, and felt like a god. The UI is slick, animations are butter. But it's been 3 weeks and you have 0 organic traffic. Here is why: you shipped a Client-Side Rendered (CSR) React app. Google hates those. I was digging into indexation stats recently. Google takes about 9x longer to index JS-heavy pages. If your site exceeds their rendering budget, indexation drops by up to 40%. When Googlebot hits your vibe-coded s